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A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
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Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
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No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject.
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Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...