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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #11601
Doubt is a feeling too lonely to know that faith is its twin.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #11967
Winter is come and gone, But grief returns with the revolving year.
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #29468
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...