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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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I’ve had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with...
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Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a...
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as...
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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
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Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as...
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He who feels no compassion will become insane.