Quote #24631
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #2722
Lawers, I suppose, were children once.
Quote #12867
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
Quote #30618
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us–avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these...
Quote #16813
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #17796
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #24203
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #21010
It is easy to despise what you cannot get.