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It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
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There’s no point in burying the hatchet if you’re going to put up a...
Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #15592
Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified.
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To ask for advice is in nine cases out of ten to ask for...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed...
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Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
Quote #28111
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun....