Quote #27047
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
Quote #18171
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #16583
There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and...
Quote #26709
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
Quote #30837
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
Quote #28439
Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #17616
Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines...