Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #1328
Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #18639
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
Quote #26077
A fanatic is one compelled to action by the need to find a strong...
Quote #29751
The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
Quote #13769
Politics is applesauce.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5837
The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his...
Quote #30518
It is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory.