Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #4283
All is flux, nothing stays still.
Quote #124
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #13183
My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a...
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #3868
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a...
Quote #27580
If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
Quote #9764
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #1517
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...