Quote #29626
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
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I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
Quote #20533
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #3136
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Quote #23196
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the...
Quote #4446
They should rule who are able to rule best.
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #31882
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...