Quote #19781
Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #21082
If a man has talent and can’t use it, he’s failed. If he uses...
Quote #18143
When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
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The difference of race is one of the reasons why I fear war may...
Quote #28025
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #21550
It has all been very interesting.
Quote #6365
Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time,...
Quote #208
We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order...