Quote #14865
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
Quote #6763
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
Quote #8866
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #15922
The most silent people are generally those who think most highly of themselves.
Quote #17744
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Quote #3522
Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #3390
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...