Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #14639
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #23711
Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
Quote #34394
His only fault is that he has no fault.
Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
Quote #32623
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #25705
You won’t be happy with more until you’re happy with what you’ve got.
Quote #9182
Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed:...
Quote #33688
Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered