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Poorly written novels–no matter how pious and edifying the behavior of the characters–are not...
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit...
Quote #16546
We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Quote #13858
Performance is your reality. Forget everything else.
Quote #1590
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
Quote #32395
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.