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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
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How amazing it is to be alive Anyone who lives and breathes and puts...
Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #13675
Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it.
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The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality...
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Man is the measure of all things.