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In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
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Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble...
Quote #21491
Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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Heaven is such that all who have lived well, of whatever religion, have a...