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A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check...
Quote #14520
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
Quote #22480
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.