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We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
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Money is a poor man’s credit card.
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But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...
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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a...
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
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The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels Is your...
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In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to...