Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #14362
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #8100
He who would travel happily must travel light.
Quote #21318
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #4786
The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood.
Quote #25544
Faith is the first factor in a life devoted to service. Without it, nothing...
Quote #30989
Reason is the wise man’s guide, example the fools.
Quote #2234
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.