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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #21920
Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...
Quote #1228
Guess again.
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Even paranoids have real enemies.
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
Quote #22612
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.