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Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
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Play is the exultation of the possible.
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The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to trust our own government...
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Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good try to use ordinary situations.
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Love is the essence of God.
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To break a promise is to deny the reality of the past Therefore it...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #21652
A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing...