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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it?s more true that power attracts...
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Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his...
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Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the...
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The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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Truth is truth To the end of reckoning.
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You will make all kinds of mistakes but as long as you are generous...