Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #21125
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #19649
No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without...
Quote #12377
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #14082
The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by...
Quote #18380
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.