Quote #7007
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Quote #14135
As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for...
Quote #13277
How nice–to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Quote #28738
There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are...
Quote #25702
He who does not care for Heaven but is contented where he is, is...
Quote #34620
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #2291
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Quote #12593
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land...
Quote #14324
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....