Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
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When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #28094
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #10182
The world isn?t interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you...
Quote #7428
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of...
Quote #34138
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does...
Quote #8597
Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less,...
Quote #14629
The shortest answer is the doing the thing.
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #11875
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I...