Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #1043
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
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I don’t believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as...
Quote #33292
Goodbye, and hello, as always.
Quote #25886
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #28200
It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...
Quote #20555
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before...
Quote #24981
The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.