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First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the...
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In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
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In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it...
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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very...
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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of...
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The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken...
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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...
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Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.