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Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
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A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
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I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
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To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse...
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In all human affairs there are efforts, and there are results, and the strength...
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Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense – no one needs more of...
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell’s ninetieth birthday...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.