Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #10030
Everything in your world is created by what you think.
Quote #6336
Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #23815
There is a god within us, and we have intercourse with heaven. That spirit...
Quote #14045
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This...
Quote #33159
We’re going to raise a lost generation of children unless they are properly disciplined...
Quote #11396
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.