Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #32549
Fight fire with fire, and all you’ll end up with is ashes.
Quote #18664
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #7135
O tyrant love, to what do you not drive the hearts of men.
Quote #12543
Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #15022
Courage is always greatest when blended with meekness; intellectual ability is most admired when...
Quote #18632
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
Quote #2494
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.