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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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A liar should have a good memory.
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If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
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There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea; by...
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Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
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Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and...
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The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #27228
Success isn’t permanent, and failure isn’t fatal.