Quote #28604
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #12174
In war, there are no unwounded solders.
Quote #13700
Advice is like snow — the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon,...
Quote #19335
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #31134
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and...
Quote #525
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #12299
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Quote #22314
The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions.