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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
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A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than...
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The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get...
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The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the...
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...