Quote #24000
Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
Quote #22503
I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
Quote #34766
Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #13998
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Quote #23851
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.
Quote #4956
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.