Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #22489
What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are...
Quote #9145
Little by little, one travels far.
Quote #557
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Quote #4322
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
Quote #11241
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Quote #20875
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him
Quote #1489
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
Quote #13394
If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would...