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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
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Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #4882
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
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Quote #27824
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Quote #19105
Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.
Quote #33736
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...