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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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Half circus and half Supreme Court.
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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
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For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Do what you know and perception is converted into character.
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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls...
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
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Surfing is good for the soul, worries seems to drift away as you scan...
Quote #29077
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...