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You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...
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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
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Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
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It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
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Justice is incedental to law and order.
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One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...