Quote #8016
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will...
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Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are,...
Quote #21058
Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether.
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I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #23299
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #578
Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her...