Quote #30802
Ask the experienced rather than the learned.
Quote #809
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when...
Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #7847
Between two groups of men that want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds I...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #729
Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others...