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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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Go ahead, make my day.
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The world at large does not judge us by who we are and what...
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A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
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The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell...
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In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided...
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A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...