Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #3148
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #34225
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by...
Quote #34453
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Quote #30257
If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money...
Quote #23341
We have the means to change the laws we find unjust or onerous. We...
Quote #13911
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.