Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #25387
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Quote #9295
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
Quote #32759
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
Quote #25361
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #20290
I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #29839
I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program,...
Quote #31398
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...