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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they...
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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
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There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
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Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
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Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your...
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A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning.
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...