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Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
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Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...
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The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
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A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.
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To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
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We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
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