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He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he...
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play.
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that...
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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Is virtue a thing remote I wish to be virtuous, and lo Virtue is...
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...