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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If there were a verb meaning “to believe falsely,” it would not have any...
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Give me liberty, or give me death.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #1913
A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.