Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #33881
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #5414
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this:...
Quote #117
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #30968
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
Quote #5679
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Quote #5638
As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.