Quote #4011
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #1791
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #22886
By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
Quote #9865
Repetition is the death of art.
Quote #27090
I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I...
Quote #30141
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #22415
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...