Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #18142
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.
Quote #8143
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #9080
Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #8245
When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a...
Quote #3386
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
Quote #34645
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
Quote #19472
The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it unfriendly. It is simply indifferent.