Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #28110
Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth truth being defined...
Quote #12955
Let him think I am more man that I am and I will be...
Quote #28066
Religions must continue to evolve to keep up with changing times, because only fittest...
Quote #10368
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
Quote #34631
The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence.
Quote #2939
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Quote #2128
Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with...